Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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