hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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