I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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