come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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