There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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