why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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