I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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