yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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