Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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