We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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