so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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