Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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