I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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