i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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