its not stalking. its research.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
