this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
