Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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