I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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