I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Randomize
