I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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