the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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