Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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