You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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