I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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