The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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