well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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