They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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