Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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