5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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