better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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