I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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