it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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