i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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