i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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