Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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