It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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