You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i just made my gag reflex go away.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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