Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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