My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
