would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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