i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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