Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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