Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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