So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize