Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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