Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize