I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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