It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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