But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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