During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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