Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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