I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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