sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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