You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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