problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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