Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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