Your tits are I can't wait for
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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